Tagged: Jesse Crain

Happy Birthday, Jesse Crain!

Hey, Jesse Crain, heard today’s your 30th birthday. Yay! I love birthdays. This season, you’ve been one of the few members of the White Sox bullpen who is actually deserving of a happy birthday wish. Yep, a 2.56 ERA, 36 strikeouts, and a .169 opponent batting average definitely make me happy. In honor of this fine occasion, I wrote you a little song. Hope you like it.

[Clears throat dramatically]

Happy birthday to you

Sox fans thank you

For not causing us to

Yell, scream, and boo you

Okay, it’s not a very good song, but it’s a small token of appreciation. You know, my birthday’s coming up soon. How about in exchange for this lovely ditty, you continue to not blow games for us? Sound like a good deal? Yeah, I thought so too.

Enjoy your day! (And congrats on the big 3-0. Must make you feel old.)

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19 Reasons I Can’t wait until Spring Training

Finally, the long and torturous offseason is about to come to an end. We’re in the home stretch now: 19 days until White Sox pitchers and catchers report to Camelback Ranch. In honor of this milestone, here are the top 19 reasons I can’t wait for spring training:

19) I live in Connecticut, where there is nearly 5 feet of snow on the ground and it is cold and gray outside. I would like hear news from a place where it is warm and sunny and, best of all, there is not a spot of snow on the ground.

18) I’m curious to see if Gordon Beckham plans on bringing back this stylin’ hairdo:

 

becks1.jpg17) It’s officially time for the White Sox and Don Cooper to come face-to-face and either work it out or part their separate ways. It’s clear Don Cooper wishes he was with the Yankees right now, and it’s also clear that the front office is being petty towards him by communicating with him only via text-message. Both sides need to meet, and that will happen in Arizona.

16) Hoping Mark Buehrle will roll up the ball park in his killing-the-ozone-one-mile-at-a-time truck.

 

Picture_26.png15) Is this the year Jordan Danks shows us something special and earns a roster spot? Always hoping to see the younger Danks roaming the Cell’s outfield…maybe my wish will come true this year.

14) I get to see Chris Sale throw again, and be reminded why he is our future ace.

13) Our big free-agent signing, Adam Dunn, is at long last unveiled, ready to show us that we finally have a stable, powerful, and productive DH.

12) The post-Bobby Jenks era in the bullpen will commence, and the race for the closer spot will begin. Will favorite Matt Thornton emerge with the role? Maybe hot-shot Chris Sale? Or even a dark horse, like Jesse Crain? The competition should be great to watch.

11) It’s always fun to see what color AJ Pierzynski’s hair currently is.

 

3gMvt5CV.jpg10) Can Jake Peavy return to form after his unprecedented shoulder surgery? That question will finally be answered for curious fans like myself.

9) I’m waiting waiting waiting for Mark Teahen to be removed from the hot corner, and will relish the moment when prospect Brett Morel earns the spot. 

8) This year will be the year when Carlos Quentin revisits the MVP-caliber self he was in ’08. I just know it. The road back starts NOW.

7) Finally, I can start watching ESPN again. I don’t mind football, but I want some baseball news sprinkled in there. Otherwise, I start doing homework and actually become productive. And that simply cannot do.

6) I can also begin wearing my ChiSox apparel once again in places other than gym class. I don’t like wearing my Mark Buehrle shirt if I know there’s no game it will bring him luck in.

 

media.jpg5) Spring training always coincides with the beginning of second semester. I’m halfway through the school year. Baseball reminds me that I’m almost there, that summer will come soon enough.

4) With the dawn of each new season comes hope. Hope that the ChiSox will not disappoint me this time. We will go 162-0 and win the World Series and watch those Twinkies cry themselves to sleep at night in last place. At least, that’s what I can hope for.

3) As teams take shape, I can make predictions for the season…and maybe this year, one will actually be right.

2) We all know that spring training will not end without a word from Oney Guillen and his Twitter feed. He’s not done yet. There’s always someone to bash.

340x_screen_shot_2010-12-29_at_10_13_41_am.jpg1) And of course, where there’s Oney’s mouth, there’s the man who gave him that voice in the first place.
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